Don’t Stand So Close To Me (a song parody)
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(Apologies to Sting)

The teachers, they reject

The school board’s fantasy

Pandemic hits badly

Classroom’s no place to be

Inside schools, there’s thronging.

There is no open space. 

Cough-barking, they’re close now.

Masks hanging off their face.

Don’t stand, don’t stand so

Don’t stand so close to me 

Don’t stand, don’t stand so

Don’t stand so close to me

This school is so crowded

You know how classrooms get

Social distance isn’t easy

Crowded like a movie set

Contagion, frustration

My mask is thirteen-ply

The virus lies waiting

But I don’t want to die

Don’t stand, don’t stand so

Don’t stand so close to me 

Get back six feet so

You cannot breathe on me

Loose masks in the classroom

They walk up and say Hi

It’s crowded in bathrooms

Airborne viruses fly

It’s no use, some people

Say it’s a hoax and scoff

I’m living in The Stand.

When will I start to cough? 

Don’t hand, don’t hand in

Your paper in to me

Don’t stand, don’t stand so

Don’t stand so close to me