And now for something a little different for this blog: some fiction. A colleague recently mentioned how Florida’s test, the FCAT, is transported from Texas to Florida in a fleet of armored trucks protected by armed guards. I said, “What do they expect, third graders with Uzis to try to steal the test enroute?” And then I Read More >>
On Becoming Standardized (inspired by Billy Collins) My wife and I are teaching our own writing camp this week, and today’s assignment was to based a poem loosely on Billy Collins’ poem, “On Turning Ten.” This idea instantly occurred to me as I wrote along with our students, and here’s the result, for what it’s worth. On Read More >>
The new ideal teacher Is driven by data, And kids become points On her test-score schemata. Winnie is a “1” and must be forced to make a gain. Theo is a “3” and that’s a score he must maintain. Freddy is a “5”; there’s no more room inside his brain. The new ideal teacher Wants Read More >>
As we begin a new calendar year, which never seems like as big an event as starting a new school year, I want to write a reminder to myself about why I teach. If it reminds you, too, then that’s a bonus. Just before winter break, which ends to tomorrow, I had an experience I’d planned on Read More >>
I recently caught a rerun of ABC’s comedy The Middle (a very clever show) in which the quirky, gifted son, Brick, didn’t want to go to Physical Education. Rather than forcing PE on Brick, the teacher was allowing Brick to stay back in the classroom and read. Dad went to talk to the teacher about the situation.The Read More >>
Don’t think I am making light of a serious subject. I have seen abusive relationships for real, Fortunately, always from the outside, But sometimes first hand. So I am Dead Serious. Teaching… You are my profession, And I’ve had a long, long relationship with you. But Teaching, I have to say, This has become an Read More >>
This past Sunday afternoon I attended the ordination service for a friend who was entering the ministry in the Presbyterian Church (USA). It was a beautiful service, and made me think we perhaps need to have an ordination ritual of sorts for teachers, whose work, we tend to forget, is as much a calling as Read More >>
This past weekend an older post of mine, my “Teacher’s Letter to Obama: A Lesson in Irony” suddenly caught on. As of this evening, it has over 50 thousand hits, and dozens of mostly positive comments. A few of the “commenters” made the criticism that I didn’t offer any solutions, and other commenters pointed out Read More >>
Note: When I wrote this letter, I had no idea who would be in the White House next. I have not written to our current president because I don’t think he would care what I have to say. Sadly, neither did the previous president. When it comes to education, everyone has been getting it wrong. Read More >>
Perhaps this cartoon from earlier this year says it all. But I feel a need to go more in depth. I haven’t seen anyone else deal with this topic. Florida passed Senate Bill 736 this year, which says that half of every teacher’s evaluation, and eventually every teacher’s pay, will be tied to the FCAT, Read More >>